my bad, there’s no rubber band, use your fucking hands to hold the straw still, DUH. and check this shit out, kids in mexico wear uniforms all the fucking time, you don’t see this shit fetishized like they do in anime bc those uniforms are ugly and uncomfortable as shit. and hot. the soda is probably warm too. 

my bad, there’s no rubber band, use your fucking hands to hold the straw still, DUH. and check this shit out, kids in mexico wear uniforms all the fucking time, you don’t see this shit fetishized like they do in anime bc those uniforms are ugly and uncomfortable as shit. and hot. the soda is probably warm too. 

mydrunkkitchen
totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

they drink soda like this in mexico, it comes in a flimsy sandwich bag with a rubber band and a straw. warm. idk it’s like a peso or something.

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

they drink soda like this in mexico, it comes in a flimsy sandwich bag with a rubber band and a straw. warm. idk it’s like a peso or something.

thotz 2k14

i remember when i was a kid i would pretend to be a felled mannequin or play dead until someone like my mom would notice.

maria has five children at this point and they all play some version of this game: hide until someone finds me, play dead until someone cares. i’m sure if my mom had energy enough after working two jobs (cleaning houses and watching other peoples’ kids) she would play with us. really, she just came home and cleaned her own house and watched her own kids, basically working all over again for very little pay (just kidding, no pay). no complaints from her.

i realized a while back why my mom never participated: it wasn’t because she didn’t care- which i think is what i’ve been trying to prove to myself for 22 years- but for twenty minutes, or however long it took for us to get bored of holding our breaths under an end table or stifling giggles under the bathroom sink, Amá had some time alone. for the players and the observer, twenty minutes can feel like forever, ¿que no? she appreciated silence and solitude in a way that i have only recently tried to learn about from books and articles and advice from my friends. my mom is zen, stoic. i am the exact opposite: a mushy, feely mess of emotions that can sometimes turn into crippling resentment and depression.

i reanimated only when i realized no one was going come looking for me and when they did find me fake dead, to fake cry very loudly over my fake limp body. that kind of meditation is just way too good to pass up.

angie-lestrange

vinylmepleaseblog:

Vinyl Me, Please September Album of the Month

Title: Madvillain - Madvillainy

Format: 2LP (Black)

Pressing info: Limited to 3,000 stamp-numbered copies

Extras: Custom lyric book (via Jeff Jank) + 12” x 12” custom art print created from the original illustrations from Madvillain’s “All Caps” video, by James Reitano.

NotesWith this year marking the 10th anniversary of its original release, Vinyl Me Please has partnered with Los Angeles-based Stones Throw Records on an exclusive reissue of one of the most iconic rap records of the last decade.

Madvillainy is the debut album from American hip hop duo Madvillain, a group made up of MF Doom and Madlib. It was released on March 23, 2004 on Stones Throw Records and has since garnered significant critical acclaim and routinely cited as one of the great hip hop albums of all time.

Request an invite here:  http://vinylmeplease.com/request-an-invite/
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whoah yeah

sgtjamesbarnes

austenchanted:

They don’t really touch. Women don’t shake hands with men. So the first time Darcy touches Elizabeth is when he helps her into the carriage. Which is a really beautiful moment because it’s the first skin on skin touch. I think today, we don’t think twice about that at all. I shake people’s hands, I give them a kiss, whatever. It’s interesting to think, if you don’t have that tactile nature, how important one touch can be. - Keira Knightley

feeling without touching